GREAT GOOGLES, BATMAN!

Google has had a serious case of no chill within the past 24 hours. Shots have been fired 
today at the I/O Conference and all the cannons just won't stop reloading and firing. Here's the skinny on today's conference:

Sammy, you never fail to surprise me

According to the lovely folks of CNET, Samsung will be releasing an Android Wear smartwatch at this week's Google I/O conference, joining LG and Motorola with their offerings.

Amazon Fire Phone: The Smartphone War just got even more heated

Amazon, you finally freaking did it.

After mild successes with the Kindle Fire family of tablets, you finally developed a smartphone. It took you a little while, but I am thoroughly impressed.

Today, Amazon revealed the Fire Phone, the first smartphone from the company famous for its shipping services and Kindle family of e-readers and tablets. Let me tell you, she looks like a beauty.

Smartwatches: An Opinion on Function

If I could write a blog post as short as possible on smartwatches, I would say this: smartwatches are an awesome, useful, and exciting category of consumer tech that is still developing and growing. However, I don't really go for short blog posts unless I'm just absolutely tired or overworked (see: my post on blankets).

Dear Samsung: A Few Conditions to Keeping Me

Please pay attention. (photo cred: The European Sting)

Dear Samsung Mobile,

My last letter was a bit harsh, so here's a lighter one: I may stay with you if you prove yourself worthy.

For one thing, I am re-considering the Gear 2 Neo and I may look at the Galaxy S6 when you release it in 2015. However, there are some things that you need to do to keep me (and also attract a majority of new customers).